ladies and gentlemen let me tell you the story of “mr sutro” 1 2 3… start

subah utha khola akhbaar padh ke khabar hiley bheje ke taar kal ek bhashan mein jaana pada yaar bore hoke aankhein bandh hui ek baar

do minute ki jhapki ki photo lag gayi chaar “baba pee ke out” aisa chhapa samachar chhapa samachar chhapa chapa samachar chhapa samachar chhapa chapa samachar

jab samachaar ka writer dhoondha yaar saalon ne likha tha “sutron ke anusaar”

saala “mr sutro” kaun hai yaar kaun hai jo banata hai raai ka pahaad

ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya

baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya… repeat

according to sources… abbe chup

yeah yeah…

abhi bas ho gaya

jo bhi limelight mein wo sutron ki side mein kaun sa bakra kab katega kab hoga shaamil woh sutron ki diet mein

chhapi jiski khabar bani uski qabar kisi highcourt ka usko nahi darr loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar baar baar… baar baar… loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar sacchai ka diya usne pichhwada faad

jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya

baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya… repeat

then one day maine pakda ek reporter ko bola sambhal apne sutron ko tera bhi toh hoga saala ghar parivar mujhe bhi toh chain se jeene de na yaar please

“saala tension mein jeeta hoon car mein rota hoon neend ki goli khaa ke bhi ek pal naa sota hoon”

yeh sunke pata hai reporter kya bola kya bola?

wo ho ho… i’m so sorry i’m so sorry main khush huaa bolo chalo end of story

i’m so sorry i’m so sorry main khush huaa bolo chalo end of story…

but saala phir agle din subah utha khola akhbaar padhke khabar hiley bheje ke taar reporter ne kiya chamatkaar pata hai kya chhapa iss baar?

“neend ki goliyan khaa ke hazaar baba attempts suicide in the car”

breaking news baba attempts suicide in the car ha ha ha iski maa ki

jab samachar ka writer dhoondha yaar phir se likha tha “sutron ke anusaar”

nangaai ki saale tune haddh kar di paar jeete jee photo pe chadha diya haar

acchi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya

jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya baba bolta hai abhi bass ho gaya

achi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya baba bolta hai abhi bass ho gaya

bass ho gaya baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya… baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya…